Troy

Smoke spewed out of my filthy wax filled ears as I bolted to the dish filled kitchen at the speed of lightning. I put my sunburnt lips under the old grimy tap thinking "You stupid boy!you idiot! why did you do it?” I turned the tap off to find my spiky oily hair was saturated to the very tip. Then I slipped on the ground and landed face first in a puddle of dog pee. Gee, thanks Scruffy. Right there and then I vowed that I would find some terrible way to get revenge on that stupid idiot of a brother.

I woke up the next morning to hear the dirty rusty old cranes trying to fix the old rundown town. I popped on my blood stained t-shirt that smelled like dog pee. I jumped out the shattered window. The blinding ball of fire struck my delicate little eyes with it's beams of light. I ran over to the biggest maple tree I had ever seen. Then I saw it. A prank shop. I thought what a fantastic way to payback my brother for giving me what seemed like the hottest chilies on earth. I heard a ding dong as I went thorough the squeaky rotten rimu door. On the dusty shelves there were rows of plastic snakes, rotten eggs, and dead mashed up worms smothered in spaghetti sauce. I was in prank heaven. Then I saw it. Those peanut cans with springs in the can. Perfect. My brother absolutely loved those delectable little peanuts. Plus it was his birthday. That was a bonus. I heard a lonely voice say "$1.99 please." I rustled around in my pocket. I gave the money to the man with the rusty looking ginger beard chipped teeth, one odd looking golden tooth. I ran home as fast as a cheetah. I was so excited.

Mum wrapped up the present giggling as she did so. Even she got the joke. I gave my present to my ignorant bald headed brother. I wondered if I was going to get in the world record books for the best scare.

Boooouing!! "Ahh" my brother screamed like a little girl as springs flew everywhere. Revenge tastes so so sweet.